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Сложные скороговорки на английском языке. Скороговорки на английском языке для отработки произношения

23. A black cat sat on a m a t and ate a fat rat. What a black cat!

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24. A box of biscuits,
a box of mi xed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.

25. When a do cto r doctors a doctor,
doctor as the doctor being do ct ored wants to be doctored or

26. Great gr ay goats.

27. The soldier"s sh o ulder surely hurts!

28. If you stick a sto c k of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some jok er who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your li q uor with a lock.

29. She sees se as slapping shores.

30. Six sick sea-serp en ts swam the seven seas.

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31. Betty bo ug ht some butter,
but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
so Betty bought so me better butter,
and the better butter Betty bought
was better than the bitter b ut ter Betty bought before!

32. I slit a sheet, a she et I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

33. I"m not t he fig plucker,
nor the fig pluckers" son,
but I"ll pl uck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

34. Whenever the w eather is cold.
Whenever the weather is hot.
We"ll weat he r the weather,
whatever the weather,
whether we lik e it or not.

35. Sister Suzie s e wing shirts for soldiers
Such skill as sewing shirts
Our shy young si ster Suzie shows
Some soldiers send epistles
Say they"d rat he r sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

36. I thought a thought. But the th ou ght I thought wasn"t the thought
I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thou gh t had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn"t have thought so much.

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37. To begin to tob og gan first, buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a to boggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

38. How many cans can a ca nn er can if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as m an y cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.

39. The king would sing, ab o ut a ring that would go ding.

40. Six stick s hi fts stuck shut.

41. He sighed, she sighed, they bot h sighed, side by side, down beside the
river side.

42. Theo thrust a thumb t hro ugh two or three thick straw thatches

43. Mary Mac"s moth e r"s making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother"s making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry w h en Mary"s taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

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44. How many cookies could a go od cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as mu ch cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

45. How many c an s can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a ca n nibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.

46. How much ground would a gro un dhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?
A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could h og ground.

47. You"ve no nee d to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light"s lig h t"s a slight light,
And tonight"s a night that"s light.
When a night"s light, li ke tonight"s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light nig ht like tonight.

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48. Why do yo u cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, W illy?
Why, Willy? Why?

49. Bobby B i ppy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bo bby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
""Boo!"" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bob by , bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy"s blowing bubbles.

50. One black beetle bled only b la ck blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

51. While we were walking, we w er e watching window washers wash Washington"s win d ows with warm washing water.

52. A fle a and a fly in a flue,
were imprisoned. So what could they do?
Said the fly, "" Le t us flee"".
Said the flea, ""Let us fly"".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

53. A b itt er biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter b e tter bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the bet te r bitten bittern,
Said: "I"m a bitter biter bit, alack!"

54. A twister of t wis ts once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
would the twist th at untwisted untwist the twists.

55. Theophilius Thistle, thistle si fter, sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
If Theophilius Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted the sieve of unsifted
thistles where is the sieve of unsi fte d thistles Theophilius Thistle, the
thistle sifter, si ft ed?

56. Slippery sleds slide s mo othly down the sluice-way.

57. I am a mo th er pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother p h easant plucker,
that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

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58. Red lorry, yellow lo rr y, red lorry, yellow lorry.

59. A fitful young fis he r named Gabriel Fisher
Once fished for some fish in a fissure
Till a fish wi th a grin
Pulled the fisherman in -
Now they are fishi ng the fissure for Fisher.

60. She sells sea shells by the sea sh ore, the shells that she sells are see
shells for sure.

61. Around the rugged r oc ks the ragged rascal ran.

62. Short sails sh o uld sail surer seawards.

63. When a do ct or doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being do ctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

64. How n ow , brown cow?

65. The rate collector correctly col le cted two or three thick straw thatches.

66. A flea an d a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" sa id the flea.
And they flew through a flow in the flue.

67. If a Hottentot tot tau gh t a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would
totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what
ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to h oo t and to toot a Hottentot
tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the
Hottentot tot hoots a nd toots at the Hottentot tutor?

68. Five fit fishers s hi pped six thick fish dishes.

69. If a doctor is doctoring a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring
have to doctor the doctor the way t he doctor being doctored wants to be
doctored or does the doctor doctor t he way he usually doctors?

70. Knott and Shott fou gh t a duel. The result was that they changed
conditions. Knott was shot and Shott wa s not. It was better to be Shott
then Knott.

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71. If a twist twist s a twister and the twist that twists the twister
untwists the twister, what be comes of the twist?

72. Shoals of shrimps and so les should be sold in shrimp shops.

73. Peter Piper picked a pe ck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper pi ck ed a peck of pickled peppers,
Where"s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

На этой странице собраны английские скороговорки (English tongue twisters) с аудио. Английские скороговорки помогают отточить произношение звуков в английском языке. Они отлично подходят для детей и взрослых. Стоит отметить, что большое количество английских скороговорок не несут в себе смысла, поэтому порой не удивляйтесь переводу. Это просто игра слов для того, чтобы улучшить свое произношение звуков.

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, said: "I"m a bitter biter bit, alack!"

A bloke"s bike back brake block broke.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

A canner can can anything that he can, But a canner can"t can a can, can he?

A certain young fellow named Beebee Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe "But," he said. "I must see What the minister"s fee be Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

A cheap ship trip.

A cricket critic A black bug"s blood Irish wristwatch Legend tripping Liril.

A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook"s cap cooks cupcakes.

A dozen double damask dinner napkins.

A fat thrush flies through thick fog.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea "what shall we do?" "let us fly" said the flea said the fly "shall we flee" so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts.

A gentle judge judges justly.

A haddock! A haddock! A black-spotted haddock! A black spot On the black back Of a black-spotted haddock!

A knapsack strap.

A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. "Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?" "No, I"m aluminiuming "em, Mum"

A laurel-crowned clown.

A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.

A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

A missing mixture measure.

A mother to her son did utter "Go, my son, and shut the shutter" "The shutter"s shut" the son did utter "I cannot shut it any shutter!"

A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.

A pack of pesky pixies.

A pessimistic pest exists amidst us. Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York. Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant

Cheap sheep soup.

Cheap ship trip.

Cheryl"s chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl"s cheap chips.

Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.

Chocolate chip cookies in a copper coffee cup.

Chop shops stock chops.

Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Clowns grow glowing crowns.

Come kick six sticks quick.

Come, come, Stay calm, stay calm, No need for alarm, It only hums, It doesn"t harm.

Comical economists.

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.

Cuthbert"s cufflinks.

Dean"s Meals means deals.

Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.

Diligence dismisseth despondency.

Do drop in at the Dewdrop Inn.

Do thick tinkers think?

Does this shop sport short socks with spots?

Don"t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Don"t spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.

Dust is a disk"s worst enemy.

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs

East Fife Four, Forfar Five

Ed had edited it.

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that"s hot! Is it not?

Eleven benevolent elephants.

Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

Elizabeth"s birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

Ere her ear hears her err, here ears err here.

Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood"s wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

Extinct insects" instincts, extant insects" instincts.

False Frank fled Flo Friday.

Few free fruit flies fly from flames.

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Flies fly but a fly flies.

Four free-flow pipes flow freely.

Four furious friends fought for the phone.

Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.

Frank"s peers pranks feared.

Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Fresh French fried fly fritters.

Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh I tried.

Freshly fried flying fish, freshly fried flesh.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn"t fuzzy, was he?

Gail"s maid mailed jade.

Gale"s great glass globe glows green.

Gertie"s great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie"s grammar.

Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Give me the gift of a griptop sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

Give Mr. Snipe"s wife"s knife a swipe.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.

Great glass globes gleam green.

Great gray gaping grape grates.

Great gray goats.

Greek grapes.

Green glass globes glow greenly.

Gus goes by Blue Goose bus.

Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

He threw three free throws.

Her whole right hand really hurts.

Hiccup teacup!

Higgledy-Piggedly!

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker.

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well they can"t carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scary!

How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hoards got bored?

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cansas a canner can if a canner can can cans.

How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans.

How many cookies could a good cook cook. If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

I am a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants. I am the best mother pheasant plucker, that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

I am not a pheasant plucker, I"m a pheasant plucker"s son but I"ll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker"s gone.

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

I bought a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

I can think of six thin things and of six thick things too.

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor"s reckoning.

I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight. I"m unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight or what Tate"s tte tte ate at eight eight.

I miss my Swiss Miss. My Swiss Miss misses me.

I need not your needles, they"re needless to me; For kneading of noodles, "twere needless, you see; But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed, I then should have need of your needles indeed. Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

I saw a saw in Arkansas, that would outsaw any saw I ever saw, and if you got a saw that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas let me see your saw.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.

I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

Информация готовится к размещению. Приносим свои извинения за доставленные неудобства.

Информация готовится к размещению. Приносим свои извинения за доставленные неудобства..

Информация готовится к размещению. Приносим свои извинения за доставленные неудобства.

Здравствуйте, мои дорогие читатели.

Все мы прекрасно знаем, что звуки английской речи иногда отличаются от русской и не всегда находят аналоги. И с проблемой произношения некоторых звуков сталкиваются не только маленькие детки, для которых это почти нормально, но и многие взрослые, которые .

В связи с такой актуальной проблемой я подготовила для вас специальный урок: скороговорки на английском. Вас ждут скороговорки для отработки звуков — с произношением и с переводом на русский. В конце добавила еще любопытное видео по теме).

Практикуемся

Я нисколько не сомневаюсь, что самый проблемный звук как для детей, так и для взрослых - это межзубной звук «th» . Я приготовила для вас несколько скороговорок для межзубных звуков с аудио.

These brothers bathe with those brothers, Those brothers bathe with these brothers. If these brothers didn’t bathe with those brothers, Would those brothers bathe with these brothers?	Эти братья купаются с теми братьями, Те братья купаются с этими братьями. Если бы эти братья не купались с теми братьями, Купались бы те братья с этими братьями?
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought I thought I thought.	Я думал мысль. Но мысль, которую я думал, была не той мыслью, о которой я думаю, что я думал.
Thirty thousand thirsty thieves thundered through the thicket.	Тридцать тысяч жаждущих воров прогремели сквозь чащу.

Вторая по популярности группа звуков - это свистящие звуки «s» . Но и здесь я вас не оставлю. Вот вам простые и короткие фразы.

Не менее важно правильно употреблять звук «sh» . Ловите легкие для обучение скороговорки.

Достаточно проблемными звуками иногда становятся «f» и «w» . Но не волнуйтесь, я и о них позаботилась.

Four furious friends fought for the phone.	Четыре яростных друга боролись за телефон.
Fat frogs flying past fast	Жирные лягушки быстро мимо пролетали.
Five fat friars frying flat fish.	Пять толстых монахов жарили плоских рыб.
There was a young fisher named Fisher who fished for a fish in a fissure.	Жил молодой рыболов по имени Фишер, который ловил рыбу в проруби.
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?	Если бы волшебницы смотрели на двое часов, какая волшебница смотрела бы на какие часы?

И последний по порядку, но не по значению звук «j» . Казалось бы, проблем с ним возникнуть не должно, но все-таки бывает. Поэтому вот вам короткие и легкие предложения.

Jean jellies ginger jam in June,

Jess jellies ginger jam in July.

If Jean didn’t jelly ginger jam in June,

Could Jess jelly ginger jam in July?

Джин желирует имбирный джем в июне,

Джес желирует имбирный джем в июле.

Если бы Джин не желировала имбирный джем в июне,

Желировала бы Джес имбирный джем в июле?

Judy Jones jigs with Jim James,

Jozy James jives with Job Jones.

If Judy Jones didn’t jig with Jim James,

Could Jozy James jive with Job Jones?

Джуди Джонс танцует джигу с Джимом Джеймсом

Джози Джеймс танцует джайв с Джобом Джонсом.

Если бы Джуди Джонс не танцевала джигу с Джимом Джеймсом

Танцевала бы Джози Джеймс джайв с Джобом Джонсом?

Скороговорки для детей в видео

Скороговорки для взрослых и детей в видео:

Как развивать речь с помощью скороговорок

А сейчас я хочу рассказать вам, как лучше всего работать с английскими скороговорками, чтобы добиться эффекта в максимально короткие сроки.

Разделите скороговорки на звуки.

Странно звучит, конечно, но так и есть. Не пытайтесь охватить то, что вызывает сразу комплекс проблем. Идите по порядку. Если у вас проблемы со звуком – th , то и начните со скороговорок на этот звук. Затем, освоив один, переходите на следующую группу.

Внимательно прочитайте скороговорку.

Не стоит сразу же пытаться как метеор «выстрелить» все, что есть. Не получится.

Разберите каждое слово: его значение и звучание.

Это не самая необходимая часть подготовки, но если уже учить, так почему бы не запомнить и новую лексику?

И только сейчас пробуйте медленно читать вслух всю скороговорку.

Медленно и уверено читайте скороговорку, пока не будете читать ее без единой ошибки.

Постепенно наращивайте темп речи.

И только теперь, когда вы прошли все этапы, можете пытаться нарастить темп речи и каждый раз проговаривать ее как можно быстрее. Но важный момент здесь - это именно постепенно.

Ну что, мои дорогие, уже попробовали каждую скороговорку на вкус?)

А теперь больше скороговорок а также живая английская речь из уст двух веселых молодых людей в этом видео:

Уверена, что вы послушные ученики. Если вы хотите получать еще больше информации, которая поможет вам быстро и эффективно улучшить ваш английский - то подписывайтесь на рассылку моего блога. Вы оглянуться не успеете, как за пару месяцев ваш английский совершенно изменится.

А пока я прощаюсь.

До новых встреч, мои дорогие.

Читайте лучшие цитаты на английском —

Узнайте о самых популярных английских поговорках —

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter"s bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so "twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter! - sent in by Nick (warwickschool)

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don"t understand, say "don"t understand".
But if you understand and say "don"t understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB sent by geetha g (UAE)

"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD" sent by SANGEETHA GOPAL FUJAIRAH, U.A.E

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.

if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide - By S.Walton

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

Lala Gope Gappungam Das. sent by Vishal Jain..(Mumbai)

You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!

Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.

Sanjeev"s sixth sheep is sick sent by S.Raju ...(Cochin)

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. .... sent by Poonam Damani ..(Guwahati)

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? ...sent by Richard Walsh.

SIXTH SICK SHEIK"S SIXTH SICK SHEEP sent by J.Qasmi (Qatar)

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? ..sent by Uncle Philly (USA)

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn"t have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood..........sent by Kiran Grewal - USA

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Paresh P Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune

An Ape hates grape cakes.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more - By Sethna Hilla

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES - ANKITA DOSHI (MUMBAI).

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......

My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue? by Sneha. A (New Delhi)

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. by Saachi Khatri (Mumbai)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn"t very fuzzy... was he???

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

Penny"s pretty pink piggy bank

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor"s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor"s way"

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Black bug"s blood.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

It"s not the cough that carries you off, it"s the coffin they carry you off in!

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

Freshly-fried fat flying fish

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king"s kitchen.

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,